‘I’m dreaming of a white christmas…’ (x)
AU!Klaine -> Kurt, the most popular guy in McKinley, ask Blaine, the biggest geek, to tutor him in maths. /wowsarathat’ssooriginal
I have a pretty thick skin when it comes to reading; I can read books about genocides or diseases and become angry or upset but am able to keep my emotions in check. However, if something happens to the family pet in a novel I cry like a baby.
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| — | Chris Colfer (via kemamar) |
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
Period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
